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Just Shoot Me - I thought of Emily and laughed
Nina: Are you making fun of me because I'm drunk?

That 70's Show
Red: What are you going to put on your resume? Dumb ass?

Donna: Eric, why's your grandma sleeping in the car?
Eric: She's not sleeping, she's dead.

Kelso: Once again what's her name and I are back together.

Kelso: Cartoons make me horny. Oh and food.

Fez: Trick or treat... An apple? Where's my candy you son of a bitch.

Will and Grace
Jack: Oh look Will, I'm flying you the bird.

Grace: I want to marry..."the one."
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the two" and "the three"?

Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
Grace: My dog knew.

Jack: Ahhh! God can hear you right through the building, and she's not happy.

Karen: Oh, Grace, I am your assistant. Now, I may not be a whiz at the... (POINTING)
Grace: Computer.
Karen: Or know how to work the... (POINTING)
Grace: Fax.
Karen: But, honey, I do know how to get where I need to be. Now hand me the--
Grace: Phone.

Karen: (To Rosario) Come on, honey.... (SLOWLY) Sit-o down-o. Try not to talk-o.
Rosario: (To Will) You hear how she talks to me? I speak English, ok?

Grace: Sweetie, are you gonna be okay? You sure you don't want me to stick around in case Kevin comes back? You know I'm a good biter. I once bit a jump rope in half.
Will: Why?
Grace: [LOOKING APPALLED) What do you mean, 'Why'?!

Jack: Women, can't live with them... end of sentence.

Grace: Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay.
Karen: How could she not know? What is she, headless?

Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?


[Trying to start up her Uncle Jerry's old car]
Grace: Okay, here we go... that's weird. Will, what do you think is wrong?
Karen: Oh, my God. She just asked a Faerie an engine question. We're all gonna die in this car.
Will: Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that.

Karen: Where the hell have you been?
Rosario: Riding a llama in Neverland. Where do you think? I was cleaning.

Jack: I don't know how much longer I can live with Will. I mean, every time I get in the shower with him he's like, Jack, get the hell out.

Karen: Where the hell are my slippers?
Rosario: Have you looked up your ass, you drunken fool?

Jack: My ride is here. It looks like a huff. I think I'll leave in it.

[Will, Jack and Karen are playing scrabble]
Will: Spramp is not a word Jack.
Jack: Yes it is. "Every morning I spramp my face with water"

Stranger at the Gay Parade: You see, your drag name is the name of the first pet you had and the name of the first street you lived on.
Karen: So mine would be uh... ShuShu Fontanna.
[they all laugh]
Karen: That's hysterical. Jackie what's yours?
Jack: [upset] Glen 125th.

Rosario: [to Karen] Up yours, Count Drunkula.

Hm... sorry, I like Will and Grace 

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Just Shoot Me - I thought of Emily and laughed
Nina: Are you making fun of me because I'm drunk?

That 70's Show
Red: What are you going to put on your resume? Dumb ass?

Donna: Eric, why's your grandma sleeping in the car?
Eric: She's not sleeping, she's dead.

Kelso: Once again what's her name and I are back together.

Kelso: Cartoons make me horny. Oh and food.

Fez: Trick or treat... An apple? Where's my candy you son of a bitch.

Will and Grace
Jack: Oh look Will, I'm flying you the bird.

Grace: I want to marry..."the one."
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the two" and "the three"?

Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
Grace: My dog knew.

Jack: Ahhh! God can hear you right through the building, and she's not happy.

Karen: Oh, Grace, I am your assistant. Now, I may not be a whiz at the... (POINTING)
Grace: Computer.
Karen: Or know how to work the... (POINTING)
Grace: Fax.
Karen: But, honey, I do know how to get where I need to be. Now hand me the--
Grace: Phone.

Karen: (To Rosario) Come on, honey.... (SLOWLY) Sit-o down-o. Try not to talk-o.
Rosario: (To Will) You hear how she talks to me? I speak English, ok?

Grace: Sweetie, are you gonna be okay? You sure you don't want me to stick around in case Kevin comes back? You know I'm a good biter. I once bit a jump rope in half.
Will: Why?
Grace: [LOOKING APPALLED) What do you mean, 'Why'?!

Jack: Women, can't live with them... end of sentence.

Grace: Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay.
Karen: How could she not know? What is she, headless?

Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?


[Trying to start up her Uncle Jerry's old car]
Grace: Okay, here we go... that's weird. Will, what do you think is wrong?
Karen: Oh, my God. She just asked a Faerie an engine question. We're all gonna die in this car.
Will: Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that.

Karen: Where the hell have you been?
Rosario: Riding a llama in Neverland. Where do you think? I was cleaning.

Jack: I don't know how much longer I can live with Will. I mean, every time I get in the shower with him he's like, Jack, get the hell out.

Karen: Where the hell are my slippers?
Rosario: Have you looked up your ass, you drunken fool?

Jack: My ride is here. It looks like a huff. I think I'll leave in it.

[Will, Jack and Karen are playing scrabble]
Will: Spramp is not a word Jack.
Jack: Yes it is. "Every morning I spramp my face with water"

Stranger at the Gay Parade: You see, your drag name is the name of the first pet you had and the name of the first street you lived on.
Karen: So mine would be uh... ShuShu Fontanna.
[they all laugh]
Karen: That's hysterical. Jackie what's yours?
Jack: [upset] Glen 125th.

Rosario: [to Karen] Up yours, Count Drunkula.

Hm... sorry, I like Will and Grace