SPoilers: Cabin in the Woods
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spritechanThat movie was amazing. Very, very funny. The "cheap" scares all got me - the ones that make you jump. For some reason the scariest part for me was when they were all celebrating and Dana was getting beat up by the zombie in the background D: I felt so bad for her! Under the cut I have listed the best quotes and one-liners. SO. GOOD.
Sitterson: But child proofed how? I mean, gates and stuff?
Hadley: Dude, she did the drawers. We don't even know if this whole fertility thing's gonna work, she's screwing these little locks, I mean you can't even open the drawers.
Sitterson: At all?
Hadley: Well, they open like an inch, but then you gotta dig your finger in. I mean, it's a nightmare.
Sitterson: I guess, sooner or later.
Hadley: Yeah, well, a lot later! She did the upper cabinets. It'll be thirty before it can reach 'em, assuming, you know, we have a kid.
Marty: Well, good luck with your business, sir. I know the railroad's coming through here any day now. That's gonna be big! Streets paved with actual street!
[to himself as he turns and walks to the van]
Marty: Fucker.
Holden: Let's not jump to any conclusions there. I had kind of a internal debate about showing you the mirror. Shouting on both sides, blood was spilled.
Dana: So, you're bleeding internally.
Holden: Pretty bad.
Dana: Well, Jules is pre-med. You should probably talk to her.
OMG the scene with Mordecai on speakerphone. LOLLLLSSSS
Sitterson: Alright, that means that, congratulations go to Maintenance! Who share the pot with Ronald the Intern.
[Ronald cheers]
Labcoat Girl: That's not fair, I had zombies too.
Sitterson: Yes, you did. Yes, you had zombies. But this is 'Zombie Redneck Torture Family'. See. They're entirely separate species. It's like the difference between the elephant and the elephant seal.
Hadley: He had the conch in his hands!
Sitterson: I know. I know. Couple more minutes, who knows what would have happened.
Hadley: I am never gonna see a merman, ever!
^^^^ Seriously best convo in the movie. I cannot stop laughing.
Hadley: True. So should we call? Japan? Tell 'em to take the rest of the weekend off?
Sitterson: Yeah, right. They're Japanese. What are they gonna do, relax?
[suddenly he hears the voice whisper "go for a walk"]
Marty: No! What are you saying? Huh? What do you want? You think I'm a puppet, huh? Think I'm a puppet, gonna do a little...fucking puppet dance! I'm the boss of my own brain, so give it up! I'm gonna go for walk!!
[suddenly one of the zombies grabs Dana's leg]
Marty: Woh! Woh! Woh! Woh! Yeah... I had to dismember that guy with a trowel.
Marty: Fucking zombie arm!
[suddenly the dismembered zombie arm that was on the elevator floor grabs hold of the guards foot giving Marty and Dana a chance to hit the guard and kill him]
Marty: Good work, zombie arm.
~*The music when Hadley gets to see his merman before dying*~
Dana: Me? Virgin?
The Director: We work with what we have.
EDIT
Mordecai is TOTALLY this guy from South Park:
"Do you SEE! TELL ME, do you see?"
Which I guess makes me love him more/find him funnier. "Would you like to see my... cotton panties?"
Sitterson: But child proofed how? I mean, gates and stuff?
Hadley: Dude, she did the drawers. We don't even know if this whole fertility thing's gonna work, she's screwing these little locks, I mean you can't even open the drawers.
Sitterson: At all?
Hadley: Well, they open like an inch, but then you gotta dig your finger in. I mean, it's a nightmare.
Sitterson: I guess, sooner or later.
Hadley: Yeah, well, a lot later! She did the upper cabinets. It'll be thirty before it can reach 'em, assuming, you know, we have a kid.
Marty: Well, good luck with your business, sir. I know the railroad's coming through here any day now. That's gonna be big! Streets paved with actual street!
[to himself as he turns and walks to the van]
Marty: Fucker.
Holden: Let's not jump to any conclusions there. I had kind of a internal debate about showing you the mirror. Shouting on both sides, blood was spilled.
Dana: So, you're bleeding internally.
Holden: Pretty bad.
Dana: Well, Jules is pre-med. You should probably talk to her.
OMG the scene with Mordecai on speakerphone. LOLLLLSSSS
Sitterson: Alright, that means that, congratulations go to Maintenance! Who share the pot with Ronald the Intern.
[Ronald cheers]
Labcoat Girl: That's not fair, I had zombies too.
Sitterson: Yes, you did. Yes, you had zombies. But this is 'Zombie Redneck Torture Family'. See. They're entirely separate species. It's like the difference between the elephant and the elephant seal.
Hadley: He had the conch in his hands!
Sitterson: I know. I know. Couple more minutes, who knows what would have happened.
Hadley: I am never gonna see a merman, ever!
^^^^ Seriously best convo in the movie. I cannot stop laughing.
Hadley: True. So should we call? Japan? Tell 'em to take the rest of the weekend off?
Sitterson: Yeah, right. They're Japanese. What are they gonna do, relax?
[suddenly he hears the voice whisper "go for a walk"]
Marty: No! What are you saying? Huh? What do you want? You think I'm a puppet, huh? Think I'm a puppet, gonna do a little...fucking puppet dance! I'm the boss of my own brain, so give it up! I'm gonna go for walk!!
[suddenly one of the zombies grabs Dana's leg]
Marty: Woh! Woh! Woh! Woh! Yeah... I had to dismember that guy with a trowel.
Marty: Fucking zombie arm!
[suddenly the dismembered zombie arm that was on the elevator floor grabs hold of the guards foot giving Marty and Dana a chance to hit the guard and kill him]
Marty: Good work, zombie arm.
~*The music when Hadley gets to see his merman before dying*~
Dana: Me? Virgin?
The Director: We work with what we have.
EDIT
Mordecai is TOTALLY this guy from South Park:
"Do you SEE! TELL ME, do you see?"
Which I guess makes me love him more/find him funnier. "Would you like to see my... cotton panties?"
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Date: 2012-05-01 04:16 pm (UTC)(Gas station attendant mentions "the war")
Marty: Would that have been with the blue and salmon grey brother perhaps, fighting against brother, in that war?
(Which is then awesomely supported by the quote you liked about the railroad comin' through ANY DAY NOW--I laughed way too loudly at that in the theater. XD)
(After discovering the two way mirror and asking why it was even there)
Marty: It was the pioneer days. They had to make their own interrogation rooms.
Marty: He's got a husband's bulge.
(After Dana crazy awesome stabs the zombie to DEATH death)
Hadley: Oh, these fucking zombies! Remember when you could just throw a girl into a volcano?
Stitterson: How old do you think I am?
Sitterson: The Japan group should have had this in the bag! They fucked us! How hard is it to kill nine year olds?
Lin: Cleanup says the Prep team took one of the kid's stashes. Whatever he's been smoking has been immunizing him to all our shit. (This got the biggest laugh in the theater.)
And a lot of the ones you already mentioned. I loved the part where Marty says: "REALLY?!" at the suggestion of splitting up. It made my YEAR. <3