My dopey boy

[spritechan]

Steve just texted me to inform me that he thinks he swallowed one of his lip rings. And he's not quite sure when.

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*blink*

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What.

I just do not get it XD. How does that even happen?! I don't know about you, but I CHEW my food, and I would noticed if my ring had somehow slipped off, because I would crunch on it! What a silly boy. I imagine he was talking to Nick or Pat or Joe Waid and they were like, "Dood, you're missing a ring." That is such a Steve thing, too. He is blissfully unaware, so much of the time. What a doof.



ETA: He texted me telling me that his paranoia over swallowing it is making his tummy freak out XD

Comments

[silver-tiamat.livejournal.com]

Oh God. That story is beat out only by the amusing tale of how one of Milly's sexy-time partners once swallowed her nose piercing. How, oh how, does one arrive in a position where you're having fun, then you scrape off someone's nose piercing, and then SWALLOW?

Oh men. I have a sneaky suspicion that they would have died out a long time ago if we women hadn't happened to be so fond of them.

[vixenofflames.livejournal.com]

Ahahah for real, how does that happen?! The closest I can think of is one time when I bit Steve's nose and I popped a hidden zit and got a mouthful of the clear pus!!!! But if it had been a piercing, I wouldn't have swallowed it or anything (he has a nose ring, 2 lip rings, and 2 lip studs)! It's like, "oh! Metal = in mah mouth. Expelling nao."

Boys really are dopey and stupid as hell. They need us so badly.

Gramir fale. I r tired.