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The kind of relationship I like to be in...
...is one where I can pick up a bottle of cleaner from the bath tub and say, "Hey cutie, did you clean the bathroom or something? The toilet cleaner is sitting out."
And the response I get is, "Oh, I was reading the label while I was pooping."
And the response I get is, "Oh, I was reading the label while I was pooping."